"WE DON'T HAVE A CHOICE ON WHETHER WE DO
THE QUESTION IS...HOW WELL WE DO IT."
"Being famous on Instagram is basically the same thing as being rich in Monopoly."
"Oh you're popular on Facebook?
I mean, these days it's easy to have 1500 friends that YOU'VE NEVER MET BEFORE."
"You know what I hate most about Twitter?
Finishing a good tweet, having -1 characters left and then having to decide which grammar crime to commit!"